Me on the phone, offstage during @ScottSeiss’ set: “Hello, @ElizabethBanks? It’s Patton! Your neighbor, Patton OSWALT? Remember the role of the goofy paramedic with a Dundalk, MD accent for your ‘drug bear’ movie that you’re trying to cast? Well, listen to THIS!”
Amazing weekend opening for one of the GOATs @pattonoswalt in Montclair and Huntington with the super funny @danwilbur!!
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Did I just get Marvin Berry’d?!
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I’m hoping to see you in Cocaine Bear 2, you were definitely a highlight in the movie. So let’s just call it a mere flesh wound.

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