Well, @Outlook managed to brick my mom’s account by insisting she provide a code sent via SMS to her landline. Apparently, no one at Microsoft considered what happens if the phone number doesn’t get text messages. 1/5
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They offer an alternative recovery flow, but despite entering all correct information it resulted in Microsoft rejecting the recovery. 2/5
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But wait, there’s yet another recovery flow. But it refuses to send the code to the alternative email account. Can’t proceed further, so account recovery failed. I don’t see any other way to proceed. 3/5
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My mom’s email account of 20+ years is now unusable despite her having the correct credentials. My mom asked me if there’s a number she can call. There is not. Instead, you can log on for help, which doesn’t work if that’s your issue. Even if you could, they can’t help. 4/5
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May the security architect responsible for this user-hostile flow forever be cursed to use it for their own personal accounts. And some day when their account will is bricked, I will have a glorious moment of schadenfreude. 5/5

Mar 5, 2022 · 1:30 AM UTC

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