Well, @fedex finally showed up with my package 3 days later, but apparently my not opening the door within 20 seconds meant I wasn't home. What a waste of time and gas; if they gave me more info than "sometime before end of day", I could be on the lookout for them.
Bil Corry @bilcorry
7 Feb 2022
So @FedEx called me yesterday to say I needed to be home today to sign for a package, then after I waited at home all day, did not show up, nor have they sent me any follow up communication. I’m pretty sure whoever designed this notification system is chronically single.

Feb 9, 2022 · 7:18 PM UTC

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Replying to @bilcorry
Hi, my name is Crystal. I can certainly understand how upsetting it is that your package was not received. I'd like to look into this for you, to see how we can help. Please send us a Direct Message so we can gather a bit more information. nitter.vloup.ch/messages/compose…