Me: That would be so bitchin’ Tween: What’s “bitchin’”? Me: Super awesome, like a bitchin’ Camaro. Tween: What’s a “Camaro”? Me: Apparently relics of a long gone era...

Kids these days - they don't know anything... 1: Funny you should ask. I've got a car now 2: Oh wow how'd you get a car? 1: My folks drove it up here from the Bahamas 2: You're kidding! 1: I must be. The Bahamas are islands... youtube.com/watch?v=1v3CzvQ9…