CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.
Phoenix, AZ
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Great tool. My only gripe is the pricing is based on email volume tiers that are staggered, so once you hit 100k+1, you have to pay for 1mm, jumping the price 10x for a single extra email. Wish pricing tiers were linear.
Vonage's 3-step strategy to retaining customers:
1. Make it near impossible to cancel
2. Charge absurd fees if a customer overcomes #1
3. Keep charging customers if they do manage to cancel
FTC action against Vonage results in $100 million to customers trapped by illegal dark patterns and junk fees when trying to cancel service. Vonage will be required to provide a simple way to cancel: bit.ly/3T1235y
Try living in a place that does not do DST. My colleagues hate that my recurring meetings move by an hour. The irony is they moved by an hour, my meeting didn’t.
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Step 1: Learn how to fraudulently transfer wealth.
Step 2: Find someone wealthy.
Step 3: Profit!
For step 1, the @ABAesq has a new book out called "The Fraudulent Transfer of Wealth: Unwound and Explained"
americanbar.org/products/inv…
I’m reminded of the rapid spread of bulimia. As the article points out, it’s not so much the media as it is the awareness and the language to talk about it.
thecut.com/article/how-bulim…
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Pro-tip: When hiding weapons, drugs, $240k in cash, and $700k in gold and silver, just pay for your electricity. Stealing it will attract unwanted attention.
fox10phoenix.com/news/mcso-f…
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Latest example of inane security questionnaires with poorly worded questions.
Will I alert customers when a material weakness is found? Sure if it impacts you, but absent that, no.
Which answer would you choose, yes or no? No is wrong, btw, per the questionnaire.
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Fortunately, chatting with @lyft customer service fixed it, but that was a very poor experience.
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When your @lyft driver drops you off, but keeps the meter running as he drives out to California and back, turning your $20 ride into a $700 ride.
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Me: I'd like to change my flight to be earlier, you have open seats
@AmericanAir: Your ticket type can't be changed
Me: Ok, whatevs
AA: Are you plans flexible, we'll pay you $200 to not take your flight
Me: Oh sure, NOW my flight is changeable
A reminder to take CPR, First Aid, AED training. You could be the reason someone gets another day.
If you want to step it up, also take lifeguard training and wilderness first aid. They take a weekend each and are super valuable.
today.com/health/diet-fitnes…
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