CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.
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This is one of my favorite Mr Show skits. Makes me laugh every time.
youtube.com/watch?v=GLOqst9u…
Thankfully, my kids are out of this age range. But my initial reaction was: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Pick up to 10 toppings, but there's only 8 to choose from? And I guess cheese is off the menu now at @ChipotleTweets
They added cars to this golf course to make it more challenging.
(source: google.com/maps/@37.7061617,…)
I wanted directions to Kings Canyon National Park (@SequoiaKingsNPS) and Google somehow thought I had a flying car.
Same. Some of our band aids are so old, they no longer have adhesive. We did a big purge last year, it was crazy!
My wife is an immigrant. We were cleaning out the pantry and I’m throwing away everything that is expired, and she’s telling me “maybe it is still good?”
Fortunately we’re in a place in our lives where we can afford to not eat expired food.
Ask yourself why the product exists at all, and is seemingly incompetent in a very crowded space of cloud drives.
If you could switch to another cloud drive, you would. They have you trapped, their goal is to switch you to Windows by making the Mac product unusable.
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I especially enjoy the multiple follow-up emails, as if I somehow accidentally missed the first one.
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Unlike a lot of fast food that is prepackaged to maintain consistency, Chipotle is made fresh (the reason we like it) but is very dependent on humans.
We accept that sometimes the guacamole is too salty, etc, but the last couple of years have been very disappointing.
‘Thirteen Lives’ is on Amazon Prime video. I haven’t seen it yet, but it sounds like it’s *less* dramatized than real life. The scale of the real-life rescue is amazing.
slate.com/culture/2022/08/th…
Wow, this bowl is $15 at @ChipotleTweets. It probably weighs 4 oz. I can literally see the bottom of the bowl! And I bought two of them. 😭
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