CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.
Phoenix, AZ
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Who puts velocity controls on *successful* logins? @Apple apparently.
Here's a thought, detect I'm already logged in and don't ask me to log in again. And if you are going to ask me to repeatedly log in, don't have velocity controls on that.
I had @doordash walk off with my $80 @ChipotleTweets order. Doordash refused to refund, but Chipotle did. Stopped using Doordash that day.
Stealing from your customers seems like a bad strategy…
Did y’all know @DoorDash new terms of use include them not giving a refund even if you don’t get an item?
*deletes app*…cause no
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Parents playing with kids: "What's this hard lump? I think there's a rock under this blanket."
Kids when they grow up:
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@WorldMark Your new website has issues, which has greatly inflated your phone wait times. What are you doing to fix it? Hiring more phone agents? Fixing your website? Bringing back the old website?
Whatever it is, you need to fix this. Two hours on hold isn't acceptable.
They feel a bit “full” when new, but you will wear into them over a few weeks. Might be worth a try.
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Not orthotic, but I only buy the mens version of these, they’re awesome. I’m on pair number 3 over the last 10 years and I wear them ALL the time. I do mile+ walks in them. I’m nearly ready to buy a new pair.
olukai.com/products/ohana-wo…
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Don’t forget to include the clipping of hair (j/k).
I mailed my opt-out today. I feel sorry for whoever has to open these letters, scan them, and process them.
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I test drove a Tesla and hated the visibility provided by the windows and mirrors. I don’t need a giant window for a roof, I need giant windows around the car and mirrors that are not decorative.
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It’s hard to find truly superb dining because your average diner has very low standards. Remember, Taco Bell is the best Mexican food in the US.
usmagazine.com/food/news/tac…
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In case you want to retain your right to file and participate in class action claims against @Venmo, you need to fill out this form and mail it soon:
help.venmo.com/hc/en-us/arti…
"We offered to buy him a coffee and he said, 'Oh, I don't drink coffee. I'll take an apple juice,'" says Baron. "We're like, this kid's going to drink apple juice here and he wants to help us solve a homicide?"
people.com/crime/college-stu…
TFW you reach the peak exhausted, you’re feeling proud you made it, and a guy older than you comes up shortly after, does 15 elevated push ups, then immediately starts descending.
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Likely an anti-fraud measure to distinguish between humans (that will have motion) and automated bots (that will not).
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It’s paywalled, I settled for this instead:
mhpbooks.com/the-education-o…
Apparently some Covid at-home self tests contain a pesticide and there’s been over 200 reported poisonings nationwide.
Be very careful with them.
usatoday.com/story/news/heal…