CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.
Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
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My favorite scene in Monsters vs Aliens!
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I’m partial to taxation with representation. If you’re taxing me, I should be able to vote. So, people who live in NJ but work in NY should be able to vote in NY. US citizens living abroad should have reps in Congress. With exceptions such as import duties on foreign entities etc
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Next time you’re in town, I’ll treat you to a $3 meal at the gas station with my new-found riches.
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I went to the @GoEOSfit open house today where supposedly I'd find "Tons of Giveaways".
There were zero giveaways. Literally none. I asked the staff and they didn't have any. 🙄
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I found a national BBS list and started dialing into the ones that had cool names. It was only after the phone bill arrived that I learned about long distance charges. My dad was super unamused.
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Signed up for a @Gap card and just received my first bill, due in 3 days! They made my very first purchase fall on the LAST day of the billing cycle, causing it to be due in less than 30 days.
Starting to think usury and late fees, not clothing, is their real business model.
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I'm hiring an experienced AppSec Software Engineer, please apply!
jobs.lever.co/recurly/54c911…
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"The @TrocksB Makeup Tutorial"
It's a shame this only has 30 views. I loved every minute of it.
youtube.com/watch?v=fuJVEeT8…
I met Don ~14 years ago in Chicago when I was first starting out in security. Nicest guy and huge supporter of the community.
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@GoEOSfit How many emails do you send per day? So far I've gotten 5. Not a good way to keep me subscribed.
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“I just learned I only have months to live. This is what I want to say.”
Touching essay by Jack Thomas.
bostonglobe.com/2021/07/21/m…
