CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
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Replying to @coleencoolidge
When we lived in Europe, my 16-year-old went out drinking and clubbing with her friends. We moved back a couple of years later and she had to wait to turn 21 to do the same here. Or so you’d think, turns out 16-year-olds also drink here, just not legally. 🙄
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Have limited funds for your AppSec program? Free webinar on using free @owasp resources & tools to uplift your AppSec Program. (provided by @edgeroute of @SecurityJourney) zoom.us/webinar/register/WN_…
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Castles & Crusades Player's Handbook is free currently! (normally it's $20) trolllord.com/tlgstore/#!/Ca…
CFP/CFT now open for Global AppSec San Francisco! Deadline: Apr 20. Training: Oct 19-21 Conference: Oct 22-23 Note that it's planned to be in-person, but it might flip to virtual if warranted. Submissions should be flexible for either delivery method. sf.globalappsec.org/
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Replying to @ustayready
Start with a garden hose and see what you think before investing in a bidet.
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Zoom posted their advice here, but at worst, setup a second Zoom call with a password that you switch to if the asshats show up. blog.zoom.us/wordpress/2020/…
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FYI, there are now Zoom trolls that are disrupting public Zoom calls. Not sure what controls Zoom provides to mitigate it, but you might want to pre-plan if it happens.
On a Zoom conference call led by the Information and now someone is bombing it by streaming two girls one cup.
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I love security vendors that have a "Pricing" tab on their website, but without any actual pricing on it. I wonder if they'll accept a "Payment" tab on my website, but without any actual payment on it.
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Love it! We're hunkered down and safe, best wishes to you and your family.
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I wonder if @bethesda borrowed code from ransomware authors.
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I miss working with all of you!
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Replying to @alixabeth
Advice from @biblioracle, if it doesn’t make sense, refuse. insidehighered.com/blogs/jus…
Replying to @coleencoolidge
I wish I had skillz to lack :)
Replying to @mdennedy
Classy product!
Replying to @phoram
I hope so, I had lice once and once was enough!
Replying to @coleencoolidge
You’ll have to screenshot it, the Insta account is private.
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With all of the social distancing, self-isolation, and quarantines, I wonder if we’ll see a drop in flu, measles, mumps, rubella, pertussis, strep throat, mono, and other infectious diseases (and maybe lice?).
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One of my favorites is The Mystwick School of Musicraft, which is about overcoming self-doubt and setbacks. stories.audible.com/pdp/B07M…