CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
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Replying to @HexKitchen
Dictatorships do get things done more expeditiously.
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Replying to @paxwhitmore
So bummed you weren’t selected as a contestant.
TFW the internet thinks I’m ready to retire. 🙄
Replying to @mdennedy
SOP. Even I regularly check in with my wife while traveling.
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Sounds like my experience reading the CCPA a dozen times.
Malicious advertising is the reason I use an ad blocker.
Replying to @epenzeymoog
See what your friend says when you tell them you referred to California as “Cali”. Hint: no one from California calls it “Cali”. 😀
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The reason you’ll not see similar treatment of movie hacking scenes is because no one would be able to stop laughing long enough to explain how entirely unrealistic they are. Famous example: two people, one keyboard, furiously typing away. It’s not a button mash contest!
I broke down some skating scenes in iconic [and not-so-iconic] films for @GQMagazine:
Wow, @internetsociety sold the .org domain to a newly-formed for-profit firm connected to ISOC insiders after lifting the price caps. If this article is factual, then it’s a total breach of ethics and violation of public trust. theregister.co.uk/2019/11/20…
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Replying to @iMeluny
I have a hard time reading my dive computer, it might be worth it for me. Guess I’ll have to find a place that has a demo unit.
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Replying to @iMeluny
If you buy one, let us know what you think!
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Replying to @iMeluny
There’s a study that found a group of strangers will pick the person who talks the most to be the leader, even if their ideas are bad. Perhaps humans are inclined to associate expertise with dominance of the narrative.
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Back in 1999, you could actually fight spam. I'm featured in this article by @WynHilty in the @OCWeekly. A bit of nostalgia and the fact that the OC Weekly is shutting down, I thought I'd share it before it's gone. ocweekly.com/a-new-breed-of-…
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Replying to @skamille
Rent a potted live tree. Some services will deliver and pick up. google.com/search?q=rent+pot…
@MojangSupport I attended Minecon years ago and periodically players reach out asking for my cape code. I think it’s been long enough, how about making all the capes freely available? There’s no reason to keep it super exclusive.
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It’s either rain or drought, but you can’t be unhappy about both.
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Years ago on a trip to Blackhat, I drove to San Jose airport only to realize my flight was out of San Francisco. I made the flight by driving like a madman and parking in short-term parking. And of course my flight was delayed by several hours.
The woman in front of me at the Washington-Reagan Airport just handed the TSA agent a boarding pass for Dulles Airport. I think I just watched a Thanksgiving die.
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What a time to be alive!
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Questioning my life choices as to why I didn't just stick with skateboarding.
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My dad has a joke he likes to tell about how I heard about “tenure” and thought it was “ten years.”