CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.
Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
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BTW, someone else agreed Paulette should be a redhead and colored a b/w photo of her that way.
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According to this biopic, she was a natural brunette, but went plantinum blonde at some point and her future husband Charlie Chaplin urged her to go back to a brunette.
charliechaplin.com/en/articl…
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I’m in a mood to solve big problems with simple ideas. Next up, combat high prescription costs by sending people to Mexico, but the State of Utah already beat me to it. newsmax.com/t/newsmax/articl…
Another option, build a giant sea wall under the Golden Gate, drain the bay and sell the bay land. That will pay for the sea wall, adds affordable housing to SF, and saves taxpayers billions.
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A sign of things to come? India designs and builds its own processor to reduce reliance on imported, more vulnerable processors.
amp.indiatimes.com/technolog…
Spot on review of Pippi by @thisisjendoll and a reminder to raise kids to think and advocate for themselves.
Keeping it classy @Newsweek, an ad for a t-shirt featuring Scooby and friends upskirting. #repulsive
/cc @WBHomeEnt
Would love to see a one year pilot where only devices owned by politicians have a back door. I’m sure it will be super secure and not exploited by foreign adversaries, criminal gangs, political opponents, malicious insiders, or jealous spouses.
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It's like that old infosec joke:
CEO: Are all our websites secure?
CISO: Give me a list of our websites and I'll tell you.
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TFW you discover your giant bag of Halloween candy was replaced with celery.
(credit @Speechless_ABC)
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Not sure what ocn.ne.jp is, but I consistently receive spam from its sub-domains and finally decided to learn how to filter straight to the trash.
No idea why this promoted tweet was targeted to me, but I now want to staple cardboard to plywood and submit it as my entry.
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Ask the engineering department to whip up a collision detection hat you can wear that has a siren when it detects an impending impact. In other news, you’re about to look super boss when walking around the campus!
When the boss says "put the newsletter sign up on every page" and this pops up while you're trying to unsubscribe from @Barbie.
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