CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.
Phoenix, AZ
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Co-founder of CouchDB, president of MongoDB, and creator of Hadoop will be at Stanford on May 15: vlab.org/article.html?aid=43…
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If a band invites your students to perform with them, take 5 minutes to find out who they are before saying no to a Grammy-winning artist.
My daughter could have opened for Maroon 5 today, but the band director didn't know who they were, so said no. paloaltoonline.com/news/show…
The dentist convinced me to get a gold crown for durability. My kids refer to it as my 'pirate tooth'. #arrr
@meltreger Clearly the sign that you're not the target audience. I hear it's great for swapping recipes.
Wife is telling me about the plane landing in Chicago. It was so windy that emergency vehicles were pacing the plane as it landed. #badsign
Interesting that Google is in trouble for 'circumventing' one browser feature and also in trouble for NOT circumventing another.
Received spam from 'Sewage Plant'. I was relieved to discover it was a 419 scam rather than someone trying to sell Canadian sewage plants.
“@McDonalds: From cheeseburgers to Big Macs, we serve 100% USDA inspected beef in our burgers.” <- required to: fsis.usda.gov/Factsheets/Bee…
“@HexKitchen: In US, whenever you speak to law enforcement, you're risking federal time. on.wsj.com/IDPC4T” > see youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7…
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@27bslash6 Your new book cover is a tribute to @StevetheMarsCat, hopefully he doesn't threaten to sue you too.
Is Data holding a SIGG bottle? From the 1993 episode "Timescape": yfrog.com/oc20oadj
@miscsecurity Where are you at? Sitting in the bar, not seeing anyone...
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