CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
Replying to @mdennedy
I’m currently in a hotel outside Boston, my hotel hack of the day is using a sticky note to cover the peep hole.
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Keeping it classy Gmail.
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Apparently the Holland Tunnel in Manhattan is very popular at 12:30am and my hotel room is perfectly situated to enjoy it.
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I started a new job this week at @blinkhealth. Feels great to work at a company that strives to make medications more affordable for the uninsured and underinsured. This sign is in our lobby to remind us of what is most important.
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Spot on review of Pippi by @thisisjendoll and a reminder to raise kids to think and advocate for themselves.
Keeping it classy @Newsweek, an ad for a t-shirt featuring Scooby and friends upskirting. #repulsive /cc @WBHomeEnt
Replying to @darrenpauli
Star Trek Wrath of Khan comes to mind.
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TFW you discover your giant bag of Halloween candy was replaced with celery. (credit @Speechless_ABC)
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When the boss says "put the newsletter sign up on every page" and this pops up while you're trying to unsubscribe from @Barbie.
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