I'm taking a fraud class and this advice is in our textbook on how to minimize employee fraud, which can be summarized as: don't be an asshat to your employees. Source: Corporate Fraud Handbook: Prevention and Detection by Joseph T. Wells

It was great seeing @Trollgodfather again and meeting @StevenSCrompton. They signed “Monsterary of Zimrala” for me and taught me the “troll handshake”. BTW, if you buy the book, the Deathhead Spider was created by me. drivethrurpg.com/m/product/4…

I've been a long-time @hulu subscriber and they have a special gift for us. Except I waited too long to claim it (45 minutes from when the email came) and all the gifts are gone. Seems like they could have just mailed these out and delighted us, versus the hunger games race.

I’m hoping to see you in Cocaine Bear 2, you were definitely a highlight in the movie. So let’s just call it a mere flesh wound.

When your 2-year-old is abducted during a car jacking, and you’re pregnant and run over trying to save them, know that @VW will have your back. Just be sure to pay the Car-Net fee first. 🙄 kansascity.com/news/nation-w…

They didn’t charge you excise tax or “other” so maybe it’s a win?

From the world’s most obvious answers…

Enjoying @owasp keynote by @shehackspurple. She’s promising to make all of our AppSec dreams come true. Oh wait, it’s the vendors that promise that.

You know you’re in Dublin when …

I’m enjoying @Wuytski keynote about privacy threat modeling at @owasp AppSec Dublin.