My 13-year-old self would have been over the moon to have a RPG monster published. I'm pretty jazzed too. You can see my Deathhead Spider and 110+ other monsters in the newly released Monsterary of Zimrala by @Trollgodfather. It's on sale! drivethrurpg.com/product/414…

I get a recurring spam SMS, so thought I’d see what the scam is all about. The premise is you get a robot vacuum for $6, but they charge you $72 a month for a “membership”. Tempted to do it and collect $10k from them for violating the TCPA.

Me: I don’t want Siri but I do want CarPlay. @Apple: No.

LinkedIn has finally learned the variety of responses I use when replying to inquiries via DMs.

@WorldMark Please wake up your IT team and have them replace the TLS cert on sso.travelandleisure.com. I can't log in because @WyndhamHotels chose to use @TravelLeisure for the auth provider and they didn't renew the TLS certificate.

I came across this gem tonight as I was doing research for school. 🤣 Source: Lincoln Journal Star (Lincoln, Nebraska) · 22 Dec 1955, Thu · Page 14

Thinking of the wonderfully talented Madeline Kahn, taken much too soon in 1999 at the age of 57 due to ovarian cancer. Here she is beautifully performing "Moon River" in the 1980 film "Happy Birthday, Gemini!" I've had this on repeat for the last hour. It is truly mesmerizing.

In 2008, the Mississippi Dept of Human Services sponsored a "Just Wait" abstinence rally on the steps of the state Capitol. 2008 is also the year Mississippi ranked #1 for teen births.

Say nope to dope Source: Bedford County Press and Everett Press (Everett, Pennsylvania) · 29 Apr 1971, Thu · Page 10

What kind of psycho takes the middle seat instead of the window? So many empty seats to pick. Guess I’ll find out since they’ll be sitting next to me.