No one: @peacockTV:

Pick up to 10 toppings, but there's only 8 to choose from? And I guess cheese is off the menu now at @ChipotleTweets

They added cars to this golf course to make it more challenging. (source: google.com/maps/@37.7061617,…)

I wanted directions to Kings Canyon National Park (@SequoiaKingsNPS) and Google somehow thought I had a flying car.

The struggle is real…

Wow, this bowl is $15 at @ChipotleTweets. It probably weighs 4 oz. I can literally see the bottom of the bowl! And I bought two of them. 😭

I made a slight change to my homeowners policy, which triggered a 1 cent increase. I suspect the credit card fees to process my payment were higher. Whatever @Allstate.

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