CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
This sales email made me LOL. High today in Phoenix is 107F.
It claims to identify most cars made 1995 or newer.
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@PlayVALORANT Not sure what you changed, but your comp matching is WAY off, resulting in wildly uneven teams. In 2 years, I've never had a losing streak this bad before.
The downside to using privacy tools, ads think you're old with overgrown toenails. Oh wait, maybe that's accurate.
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If you like the quoted tweet, Twitter will reward you with an ice cream ad.
Who needs a quick wholesome story break? So I grew up in the middle of nowhere, Ohio. My house was in the center of a bunch of neighboring cornfields. We didn't get girl scouts, encyclopedia salesfolks, knife sharpening, or proselytizers.
Replying to @randomdross
How about now?
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'Tis the season for holiday promotions.
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