CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
Bil Corry retweeted
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Apparently, it's entirely likely there's someone unrelated to you that looks very similar to you.🤯 cnn.com/2022/08/25/health/do…
What kind of psycho takes the middle seat instead of the window? So many empty seats to pick. Guess I’ll find out since they’ll be sitting next to me.
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Need a pick-me-up for Monday? This is one of my favorite Mr Show skits. Makes me laugh every time. youtube.com/watch?v=GLOqst9u…
When I lived in Luxembourg, I was surprised there wasn’t a burger joint called LuxemBurger. Maybe it’s only funny in English… (there is a Lux’burgers)
Seriously, this is what they went with? When ‘Tsarbucks’ was right there for the taking?
Thankfully, my kids are out of this age range. But my initial reaction was: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Pick up to 10 toppings, but there's only 8 to choose from? And I guess cheese is off the menu now at @ChipotleTweets
They added cars to this golf course to make it more challenging. (source: google.com/maps/@37.7061617,…)
I wanted directions to Kings Canyon National Park (@SequoiaKingsNPS) and Google somehow thought I had a flying car.
Fun fact: they ground planes at 125F, not enough lift for takeoff.
we’re completely unprepared for what’s coming
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Bil Corry retweeted
recently discovered you can push text scammers to their breaking point simply by playing along with the scam
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I see a couple of books I want.
All secondhand bookshops should immediately convert to this system
‘Thirteen Lives’ is on Amazon Prime video. I haven’t seen it yet, but it sounds like it’s *less* dramatized than real life. The scale of the real-life rescue is amazing. slate.com/culture/2022/08/th…
Wow, this bowl is $15 at @ChipotleTweets. It probably weighs 4 oz. I can literally see the bottom of the bowl! And I bought two of them. 😭
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Bil Corry retweeted
Just watching Countryfile (my secret Sunday evening guilty-pleasure) This week they’re at Sellafield talking all things nuclear I thought I was the only one who kept my passwords secure like this 😳☢️
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Anyhow, I assume this is the downward pressure of the economy taking its toll, but I'd much rather a business just charge me two months in advance so if this happens, I have time to fix it, rather than disconnecting service and charging late fees.
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More salt, 4 days later, my cable company finally let me know my payment was declined and I should pay it. 1) it was already paid, and 2) they're 4 days late letting me know. Do their other customers not use the internet daily?
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My cable company provides my internet. As soon as my pmt declined, my internet was shut off. I chatted with their support, who did not know why my internet wasn't working. I logged into their website and it said my payment had failed. After paying it, it worked again.
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