CISO at @sardineai. Treasurer of @OWASP Board of Directors. (he/him) qatta' mIghtaHghach.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
My gym wanted to charge me a $25 "late fee" even though I paid it within 20 minutes of them telling me it was declined. I got them to reverse the charge, but $25 is what I pay monthly for my membership. There should be a grace period to sort it out before a late fee.
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In the continuing saga of what happens when your credit card is stolen and the old card starts declining auto-payments, I'm finding businesses are no longer as understanding as they used to be. Here are 2 examples:
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I made a slight change to my homeowners policy, which triggered a 1 cent increase. I suspect the credit card fees to process my payment were higher. Whatever @Allstate.
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Hmm, registering to vote again (online) didn't give me an option to provide my signature. Perhaps @MaricopaVote can add to their FAQ on how to update my voter signature so that next time it won't get rejected when I mail in my early ballot. Maybe this? elections.maricopa.gov/asset…
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I did a mail-in ballot and apparently, @RecordersOffice didn't like my signature. No problem though, just call and wait 56 minutes. Um, the entire reason for mailing it is so I would NOT have to wait. I'll just register again so I know which signature to use for the next one.
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New security research: #PassBleed: How to get @okta *master passwords* in *clear text* for *all employees* and several other important findings Why care? Because compromise in your IdP is *game over* for your security A meta thread - Plz RT for reach #identitysecurity
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Editor: “Find me a story, any story!”
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Email list that distributes to my wife and I ftw.
Been running into dads of my 3yo’s classmates and asking for their emails for his birthday party and so far 3 out of 3 dads have proceeded to give me their wives’ emails instead. This is now a social experiment.
Bil Corry retweeted
My husband correctly guessed what caused today's Hacker News failure. He'd experienced it before. news.ycombinator.com/item?id…
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This sales email made me LOL. High today in Phoenix is 107F.
The Germans have a saying for this: “Vorfreude ist die schönste Freude!” Translated: “The greatest joy comes from the anticipation!”
“What do you like doing best in the world, Pooh?” Pooh had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey WAS a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn’t know what it was called. ~A.A.Milne
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Bil Corry retweeted
If at first you Google Analytics in EU, cry, cry and pray. #cryandpray makes it to @PrivacyPros headlines. iapp.org/news/a/google-analy…
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The downside to using privacy tools, ads think you're old with overgrown toenails. Oh wait, maybe that's accurate.
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If you like the quoted tweet, Twitter will reward you with an ice cream ad.
Who needs a quick wholesome story break? So I grew up in the middle of nowhere, Ohio. My house was in the center of a bunch of neighboring cornfields. We didn't get girl scouts, encyclopedia salesfolks, knife sharpening, or proselytizers.
David Ahl's BASIC Computer Games is how I started to learn to code at age 11. His announcement is here: facebook.com/dave.ahl.nj/pos…
Creative Computing magazine, the BASIC Computer Games Books, all of David Ahl's other books and articles, everything copyrighted by Creative Computing Press — are all officially in the public domain.
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TIL that Harold Lloyd's estate has put what appears to be his entire catalog of films on YouTube. If you don't know who Harold Lloyd is, time to learn. There's a couple of documentaries there too. youtube.com/c/HaroldLloydOFF…
Scammers are watching criminal trials online then contacting the defendants to scam them out of money by posing as the court or prosecutor. abajournal.com/news/article/…
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If you are held up at gunpoint by a felon, and manage to wrestle their gun away from them, you just committed the crime of “transferring a firearm from a felon” according to @Okdistattorneys. kansascity.com/news/nation-w…
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'Tis the season for holiday promotions.
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