I ordered a vegan sugar-free brownie from this place in Vienna and they rang it up as a "Böses Croissant" (evil croissant) 😈 Also it's on "Invalidenstraße" which if I saw that on my GPS directions I would definitely think there had been some sort of error

Mar 22, 2022 · 12:55 PM UTC

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Replying to @aaronpk
To top it off you got „einen verlängerten“ as your coffee of choice, which quite literally translates to „elongated“ - what a combo!
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That seemed to be the closest they had to an Americano, but then they forgot to add hot water and milk that I asked for, so I ended up with just an espresso shot anyway
Replying to @aaronpk @anomalily
How’d you even find the place?
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Replying to @aaronpk
I'm guessing there used to be a hospital on Invalidenstraße. What's German for "cromulent"?
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Replying to @aaronpk
Invalidenstraße got its name from the Invalidenhaus that existed there. The Invalidenhaus was a supply facility for military invalids. It was opened in 1787 under Emperor Joseph II and demolished in 1909. Source: Wikipedia Also, I am from Vienna but had to look that up