Except this intersection in Wallace, Idaho, because they have slightly MORE claim to being the center:
They have a plaque!
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Look down. Do you see a plaque underneath you that says you're at the center of the universe? Almost certainly not.
But you are. The only thing your location lacks is the plaque.
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and I think that NASA should aim the ISS at Wallace, Idaho when they finally deorbit it.
If Wallace, Idaho wants to make big claims, they are gonna have to pay the consequences.
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anyway I'm gonna get back to stealing all of the NTFS.
I may write them all to a hard drive and bury it in Wallace, Idaho.
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It's only 15 hours away. that should be enough time to download 'em all.
Unless the NTFS are stored on really slow servers... hmmm.
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gonna make my own crytypocurrentsea that is based on dial-up. You have to log in at 14.4kbps over a telephone line to be allowed to trade or mine them
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it's gonna be called AOLCoin.
And we'll have NTFS, too! You can use your AOLCoin to buy limited non-fungusable tokers which are just pointers to URLs.
We call them "AOL Keywords"
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fun fact: google has an internal URL shortener called "go links", where you'd go to like "go/foobar-presentation-2014" and it'd redirect you to the powerpoint or whatever.
during the entire time I was at google I called them "AOL keywords"
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and I can't PROVE that this was related to why I only worked at google for like 9 months, but I can't prove it wasn't related either
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god this post continues to be relevant. I've yet to block someone who is like UM ACTUALLY CRYTPYO IS GOOD ACTUALLY without them having their favorite crytypo in their name and all over their bio
I don't know exactly what kind of brainworm it is that makes most people who are coming into mentions of crytypocurrentseas and NTFS to be So About Them that they mention them in their Twitter bios, but on the plus side it makes them real easy to block.
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I appreciate that you've misspelled all the words because otherwise my bot would have auto-blocked you by now and these threads continue to be just gold 😂
Oct 7, 2021 · 12:18 AM UTC