I'm gonna start using "corona" as a unit of measurement. Who's with me? "I was at the grocery store and this guy came within one corona of me!" "The protests stretched for like 200 coronas!"

Jun 15, 2020 · 2:53 AM UTC

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I thought corona was the name of a haircut.
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Corona is a haircut, a unit of measurement, a beer, and a state of mind.
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People is 1500 Coronas on lack of quarantine discipline
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What's the conversion between metric coronas and imperial coronas?
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Here in Austria, they work the other way, and tell people to stay “1 baby elephant” apart from each other
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I had three Coronas tonight. I feel like I'm doing this wrong.