UH OH THE GAYS ARE MAD THAT PEOPLE ARE TALKING WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION 馃槫馃槫馃槫馃槫
SIR YOU DID A HECKIN WRONG SPEECH YOU DID A HECKIN THINKBAD 馃槶馃槶馃槶NO GOOD I REPORT YOU
One may think that I exist to push the boulder uphill...
NO!
It it the BOULDER who exists to be pushed uphill, I am merely an unobstructed conduit of this fatefully inevitable act.