Here's the plan:
1. Invent a new currency called Kiwibux
2. Artificially inflate the value of Kiwibux so 1 Kiwibux is worth 1000$ USD
3. Offer a lawyer 1 trillion Kiwibux to sue the internet
4. Profit
Literally infallible. In return for my amazing idea, I demand 5000 Kiwibux.