Endless fields of grain, cheap gas, some of the finest USAF museums, centrally located from the rest of the states, a Red Sea of politics that keeps the Troons in politics firmly underfoot. Downsides? Wacky weather, tornadoes, no mountains and no coastline.

Nice try nigger, you almost got me with the cheese bit but i will not tell you where i live.

Your a king if you have dolars in Argentina

Fuck off you can’t have our cheese, we’re full.

Florida, you pay less taxes and you come back home to the best state in the union and the confederacy.

hawaii few troons, and the idea of you enjoying life on a beach would drive people Insane

New Jersey? It's Diet California. Plastic bags are banned too.

You ca either live in the crime ridden fentanyl blue cities where you’ll be murdered or in the nicer redder towns and countryside where crime is low and the only invaders we have are the Italians fleeing from the third world country that is New York.

The meth monkeys of Kentucky serve as entertainment and target practice