Hollywood convened an emergency child sacrifice to protect their city against the tropical storm. It was going to make New Orleans look like a fucking joke, but they pulled out the runic dagger and the whitest babies they could find to save themselves.

Aug 21, 2023 · 1:31 PM UTC

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Sounds like an ordinary monday in Hollywood.
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I can believe this
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there will always be another opportunity to turn my backyard into a swimming pool
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Is it possible to make a countersacrifice to nulify their sacrifice
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Robbed once again
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Fact check: MOSTLY FALSE. At the time of the sacrifice, it was a tropical depression, and not a named storm.
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Is there lambs blood on top of seth Rogan's door frame? Why does john Stewart smell like white baby blood? Why is pete Davidson turning a staff into a serpent?
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