Aw. Dude. You have to like this tweet. It powers my life support machine.

Apr 11, 2017 · 4:45 AM UTC

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The higher-ups said I don't tweet enough, so they attached the account to my heart. I'm sure that's illegal in several countries.
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If I die, everyone blame ShadeOfTyranny.
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