this shit gettin my dick too hard i’m spankiing my shit playing minecraft cause i downloaded this bhad ass fuckin skin now i cant focus on notjin no more everytime i’m trynna outrun a creeper i press f5 to stare at my lil blocky butt n get all blushy distracted fantasizing n shit

Hey! After 1 year of service in military i come back to play minecraft but i can't not loggin with my Mojang Account, my microsoft account was sign by my old email with my old phone number but i lost my sim card a long time ago, how i can get my minecraft account back ? Pls help!