Anyone want to venture a guess as to what this is and why it is happening? I can move but I can't do much beyond that, I can't even log out of the world.

I presume its bedrock edition, in which case sneezing too close to the device its running on can cause insanely large bugs and errors. In all seriousness i would assume that it is trying to figure out if the world is eligible for achievements and getting stuck there

It seems to happen when I hit escape or open inventory or just randomly. Also even though I'm logged in I have a new tab at the bottom that says "Buy Full Version" but I have the full version. Figures I go to start doing something and it goes horrible LOL

It looks like its getting confused and thinks you only have a trial version, did you buy the full version through the trial or directly from the store?

I got mine for having Java for so long so it is from the store and legit, even the store is saying that it is good so I'm not sure what wire is crossed on whose end.

Ok, I'm lost for ideas then, other than uninstalling and reinstalling. And i know that ill only get an automated message from what I'm about to do, and that's only if I'm lucky, but @MojangSupport , got any advice for fixing this?