Well then. Someone stole my MC account and the dispute link doesn't even work. This is fun.

I think you can also contact them via @MojangSupport and also via email support@mojang.com

I shot them a message through the support portal earlier. I don't want to seem overly pushy even though it's a fairly serious issue, so we'll see how it goes. If it takes too long (I'd like it back in 20 days, before my birthday) I'll give them a poke or try to pull some strings