In tonight's #handover, @MehdiRHasan and @AymanM roast Ted Cruz's attempts to cosplay as a blue-collar Republican ranting about nonexistent beer bans. "Yet another reminder that no one has more contempt for the Republican base than Republican politicians like Ted Cruz."

Sep 4, 2023 · 1:08 AM UTC

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"Machine Gun Bacon" is Ted's name on Only Fans
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You can always count on 🤡 Teddy to be there to fight for the little Guy! Unless of course it's bad 🌨️weather, then he's off to Cancún 🌞 Mexico leaving everyone else to freeze! 🥶
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Cruz should chug a fifth of Everclear to show us how "man" he is!
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Plain and simple...he's an ass!
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Replying to @MianAliAshfaq
When an active sitting Prime Minister gets shot at he can not register an FIR for that attempted murder, but fake FIR's on him are registered daily? A Journalist gets kidnapped from the premises of jail; authorities claim no knowledge. Such beautifully orchestrated mysteries hapenning in #Pakistan while international media & #HumanRights organizations are in an induced coma! Shocking! If even 1% if this went on in the US, the entire universe would be at a stand still. But, #HumanRightsViolations seem unworthy of attention because it is Pakistan. ⁧#قوم_کی_آواز_عمران_ریاض#ReleaseImranRiazKhan @hrw
PLEASE, take it easy on TED-CAN CUN, because he's probably suffering from PTSD- POOR TEDDY SICK DIPSHIT- syndrome from his last encounter with DIAPER DONNIE, the WIG WEARING, LYING, ILLITERATE, LOSER. Sadly even these 2 losing, imports are openly mocking and ridiculing him! Why?
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