Lotta big sadz in blue checkville today over the Durham flop. I TRIED TO TELL YOU! lol

1 Durham Report is in. After four years, review of 1 million documents, 490 interviews, his conclusion is that FBI should have opened a preliminary investigation (PI) instead of a full investigation (FI) in 2016. THREAD

So Rudy Giuliani, the cousin marrying, butt dialing, parking lot presser next to a dildo store holding, lie down on a hotel bed for Borat’s fake daughter shirt “tucking”, airport restaurant shaving, hair dye leaking, Covid via fart spreading former Mayor… was selling trumpy pardons for a cool $2 million a pop? I’m shocked! Shocked I say! 😂

In honor of the new charges just filed against Rudy Giuliani, I give you this video about his famous Four Seasons Total Landscaping debacle. I searched for it - glad I found it - it's my favorite Tik-Tok video of all time. I DARE you to watch this and not laugh.

Merrick Garland didn't issue a misleading summary of or keep the Durham Report out of public view. He released it promptly & in its entirety, without redactions. It was hardly the bombshell Trump had promised, a whimper, not a bang.