Here’s everything you need to know about Jordan’s character: “Jim Jordan called me crying -- crying, groveling on the Fourth of July, begging me to go against my brother. Begging me. Crying for a half hour -- that's the kind of cover up that's going on there." - Adam DiSabato

You didn’t raise your own turkey? What happened to personal responsibility?

What are you jealous? Maybe if you would work together instead of being a road block we could be back to normal.

Hit the showers, #GymJordan.

Dow and S and P closed at their highest close ever— but keep spewing the misinformation Gym..

But at least we have toilet paper unlike last year! Remember?

I contribute regularly to @Sites4Congress to replace do-nothing gym jordan. I encourage others to do so as well.

Do you ever do anything constructive?

Do you do anything at all for your constituents in Ohio, Gym?

Does that mean it’s going to cost the lobbyist’s more to buy you? Naw, never mind.