Insurrectionist inspecting a safety building? Is this the Onion?

Standing there with your hands in your pockets, doing nothing. The only saving grace is that mask the mask covers most of the face and we can't hear you as well.

Congressional Democrats, time to take a STRONG stance: REFUSE to engage any/all GOP members who refuse to admit to the BIG LIE. There is a door to unity, called HONESTY. The GOP’s BIG LIE slammed it shut. GOP’s PUBLIC admission & provable acts of amends, re-opens the door.

gym’s looking for the changing rooms where the kids hang out

Hey Gym! You're wearing a mask? Why the change of heart?!

Your a little late Gym, the plot to overthrow the Government was a few weeks ago!

140 Capitol Police officers sustained brain injuries in the deadly riot on Jan. 6, 1 officer cracked two ribs & smashed 2 spinal discs, 1 will likely lose an eye, & another was stabbed with a metal fence stake. 1 officer died. 2 have committed suicide. You’re Complicit!