Idiot. 🚿 🤼‍♀️

You're an asshole.

You’re drunk. Like every damn day.

Scientists say you can't look directly at the sun. We knew he'd do it.

You fucking moron. Let's talk about 300,000 human souls that nobody will ever see again. You are a disgrace -as a representative in government, as a person, as an American.

Jesus Christmas, can you just shut the fuck up already?!?! Shut the fuck up all the way to the top up shut fuck mountain where there are no shuts left to fuck!

Weird. He gave me the green light to go to your mom’s.

Why do you make up hysterical non-events? Go celebrate Christmas. Just be safe about it. Oh, and please shut up now. Because you're really not a smart person.

I volunteer

And Gym shouldn’t be allowed within 500 feet from a school... but that didn’t stop you.