Get the kids to bed early on Christmas Eve. Santa’s only got till 10 p.m.
Replying to @geoffredick
#BREAKING: Ohio's new curfew order to be in place tonight & lasts ANOTHER three weeks, until January 2nd. 10PM-5AM: no unecessary, non-essential travel. Work and related travel permitted. Restaurants/bars and most retail will close. Grocery stores, gas stations etc remain open.

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Replying to @Jim_Jordan
How the AF is it okay to fly in an airplane, elbow to elbow, but bars and restaurants have to close? I hope they don't comply.
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Tell your kids that Santa, the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny (because - thanks to you guys - the pandemic will still be raging by then) and the Babadook (for those who don't want to eat their vegetables) are all exempt from the curfew. Feel better?
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Replying to @Jim_Jordan
Because of this administration millions won’t have a Christmas this year because they lost their jobs and the government refuses to help. I’m one of them.
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Replying to @Jim_Jordan
Is Santa bringing you a new shower cam?
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Replying to @Jim_Jordan
Best to get them in before the sexual abusers come out, because you won't report them.
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Replying to @Jim_Jordan
It stops being a personal liberty issue when it affects many other people's health around you Jim Jordan stopped carrying thousands of Americans are dying everyday a long time ago
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Replying to @Jim_Jordan
Gym is more upset that he has to be home by 10pm than he is that over 3,000 Americans will die today. Don’t be like Gym.
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Replying to @Jim_Jordan
just look the other way, Gym, you're good at it.
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Replying to @Jim_Jordan
Get your kids to bed early on Christmas Eve. Gym Jordan may be out looking the other way for sexual abusers.
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