In Ohio: -You can play music at a wedding. But you can’t dance to it. -You can play games at an arcade. But you better not socialize in a common area. -You can order a beer at 9:59 p.m. But not 10:01 p.m. Makes total sense.

Nov 17, 2020 · 3:38 PM UTC

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in Ohio: -Gym Jordan is an ahole before 9:59 PM -Gym Jordan is an ahole after 10:00 PM
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People and businesses are going to start ignoring this idiotic nonsense, arrests will be made, lawsuits will be files, and a supreme court will rule that this idiotic nonsense is indeed unconstitutional.
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‘Protecting’ people from Covid sounds a lot like protecting them from my alcoholic uncle...
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If you want to make sense @Jim_Jordan EXPLAIN this!!! *SSHOLE!!!
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VERY GOOD JIMMY! I am so glad that you are FINALLY catching on to social distancing guidelines and practices. Good boy! It only took you months and months. #JordanEmbarrassmentToOhio #JordanLiesWhenHisMouthMoves #JordanLicksTrumpsBoots
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Jordan doesn’t care if Ohioans live or die.
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In Trump’s America!
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Looking out for students in your care made sense too...
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