Want to get married in Ohio? Here are the new rules: -You can drive your friends to the wedding, but don’t sit with them at the reception. -You can throw the bouquet, but don’t leave your seat to catch it. -You can have a drink while sitting, but not standing. What a joke.

Nov 16, 2020 · 5:06 PM UTC

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Rep. Jordan, I have a friend that spend two months on a ventilator in an induced coma due to COVID. I take this pandemic seriously!
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A friend here in OH scaled back her wedding to less than 20 ppl. Resulted in multiple cases and 2 deaths. Sit. Down.
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The joke is Ohio has an elected official who covered up for a pedophile.
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You just can't get it through your head that a pandemic is occuring can you? Try reading. It can help. forbes.com/sites/victoriafor…

Maine Wedding Gives Half Of The Guests Coronavirus, Outbreak Leads To 177 Covid-19 Cases And 7...

Half of the guests acquired Covid-19 at the wedding, sparking an outbreak that killed 7 people who didn't even attend it.

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Spare us your righteous indignation. Almost every statement you make nowadays is a complete joke. Here's a joke: What's round on the sides and hi in the middle? Who cares, Jim Jordan is the punchline.
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Run for Governor!
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Who’s making this rules???
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All those rules under #TrumpsAmerica! Who’s the President GYM!?
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Because the virus knows !
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