I’m getting married today! What advice do you have for me, in four words?
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Israel's ideal for honeymooners.

Aug 9, 2020 · 11:26 AM UTC

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Also, Hummus solves everything.
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I second that :-)
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I’m half Palestinian, can I visit????
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Sounds like it's also an apartheid state, so.
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Its also ideal for encroachers
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....Who like Palestinian blood.