What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. Happy #FathersDay ! Share your favorite dad joke 🔽💬

Jun 21, 2020 · 2:16 PM UTC

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When #FathersDay and #SelfieDay fall out on the same day...
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Replying to @Israel
What did the buffalo say to his son on his way to school? Bison 🙂 Happy Fathers Day ❤
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Son: Dad, it's cold Dad: Go to the corner Son: Why?! Dad: Because it's 90°
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Wow. That joke must be a hit at Dad conventions.
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How many Palestinian Dads equal one Israeli dad?
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I was going to work with my dad and we were passing an old building near a shipyard. He said, "that's the old rope factory. I knew an old guy who worked there 35 years, he got sacked for 'skipping' away early!" I said, "thats terrible, unjust!" He just shook his head. Smiled.