Those in need for a #Millennial Guide To #Passover - we've got something for you: 👇👇👇 buzzfeed.com/israelmfa/the-m…
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The 10 plagues if they happened to Millenials: 1) Blood 🔴: Excuse me I asked for filtered water! 2) Frogs 🐸: Why can't these frogs respect my safe space?! 3) Lice 😭: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE HIGHLIGHTS COST ME? 4) Flies ⛺: I thought this was supposed to be GLAMPING! >>>
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5) Livestock 🐄: This is the universe telling us it's time to go vegan. 6) Boils 🧴: I heard there's an amazing new Korean skincare product for this. 7) Locust 🦗: Omg & I kept thinking that buzzing was my tinder notifications! 8) Hail 🌨️: "HAIL" no! >>>

Apr 8, 2020 · 1:36 PM UTC

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free Palestine
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you are directly responsible for the deaths of thousands
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kung pow penis
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I love how you thought of this joke, realized it would have to end with a funny millennial twist on suffering through the loss of your child, then just decided to post it anyway just stopping at 8. Masterclass.
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why is their only eight
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I now support hamas
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What would Millennials say when their children are killed, you left that one out
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I mean, it's not surprising you're against veganism when you already treat human beings like cattle
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Please do all ten
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