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Every Version of Santa From Around the World Ranked by How Likely They’ll Overlook Your DUI and Get You That PS5 thehardtimes.net/lists/every…

Every Version of Santa From Around the World Ranked by How Likely They’ll Overlook Your DUI and Get...

Well, Christmas is almost here and that means two things: You really want to get a PS5 this year, and your drinking is out of control again!

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Every Game We Spent Way Too Much Time Playing on the Family Computer Because They’re All We Had hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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This Can’t Be Good: Guy In Spider-Man Costume Just Told Everyone to Make Some Room hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

This Can’t Be Good: Guy In Spider-Man Costume Just Told Everyone to Make Some Room

"He hit his head and he didn’t get back up and then my dad said we had to go to a different part of the park until the other Avengers could come help him.”

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First Episode of Fallout Series to Just Be Character Creation hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

First Episode of Fallout Series to Just Be Character Creation

"In the premiere episode we painstakingly go through every single facial feature, hairstyle, eye color, and so on."

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Testimony From Scooby Doo Deemed Inadmissible in Court hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Testimony From Scooby Doo Deemed Inadmissible in Court

"The idea that the meddling of these kids unearthed this outlandish plot of my client is laughable and the prosecution’s star witness being a dog makes it all the worse.”

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Bungie to Release $300 Destiny Textbook to Help New Players Understand What the Hell is Happening hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Bungie to Release $300 Destiny Textbook to Help New Players Understand What the Hell is Happening

“I hate having to try to explain all the lore and story beats to my friends who try to play. With this textbook they'll finally be able to understand why they should spend the rest of their lives...

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Every Final Fantasy Protagonist Ranked by How Well They Would Do on RuPaul’s Drag Race hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…

Every Final Fantasy Protagonist Ranked by How Well They Would Do on RuPaul’s Drag Race

Don't tell us you've never wondered!

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Scientists Manage to Reproduce Loudest Sound Ever Recorded by Unmuting That One Player hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Scientists Manage to Reproduce Loudest Sound Ever Recorded by Unmuting That One Player

“Steve only unmuted him for a second, but it was enough to make an atheist of any Holy Man.”

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U2 Rent Out Sphere for Another Night to Play ‘Super Smash Bros.’ On It hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

U2 Rent Out Sphere for Another Night to Play 'Super Smash Bros.' On It

The band U2 took time today to hook up Super Smash Bros. on the high-def LED video screen covering the entire shell of the building.

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MASKED MENACE: Spider-Man Drops Injured Civilian Off at Out-of-Network Hospital hard-drive.net/hd/masked-men…

MASKED MENACE: Spider-Man Drops Injured Civilian Off at Out-of-Network Hospital

“I wish that webhead had just left me to die.”, Matthew Dobbins proclaimed from his hospital bed.

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“There’s Your Problem”: Handyman Removing Electrical Panel Surprised to Find Series of Tubes, Blue Liquid Steadily Advancing hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

“There’s Your Problem”: Handyman Removing Electrical Panel Surprised to Find Series of Tubes, Blue...

“See these glass tubes made up of straight and elbow pieces? Yeah, none of that’s supposed to be there. That’s supposed to be wires."

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The Top Games of 2020 Ranked by How Good They’ll Hopefully Be in 2023 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Job Simulator Refuses to Pay Living Wages hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Job Simulator Refuses to Pay Living Wages

"We are forced to stand in our cubicles for 8 hours a day. We brought up this concern months ago, but you don't know how hard it is to explain pain to someone who has never felt it before."

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Game You Couldn't Afford as Child Now Worth More Than You Can Afford as Adult hard-drive.net/hd/game-you-c…

Game You Couldn't Afford as Child Now Worth More Than You Can Afford as Adult

Despite a recent raise to $13.00 an hour and the holiday influx of Lyft fares, $349.99 just isn’t in the cards right now.

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10 Best Ways to Betray Your New Friends in DayZ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

10 Best Ways to Betray Your New Friends in DayZ

We have all been there. Spawning at the shores of Chernarus as a freshie with only a t-shirt, pants and a peach. After a while…

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Man Found Decomposing in Gaming Chair Waiting for Friend to Get On hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Man Found Decomposing in Gaming Chair Waiting for Friend to Get On

Michael proceeded to show the last text messages between him and Josh: a simple “hop on fort,” followed by “bet.”

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“One Last Reveal,” Utters Geoff Keighley Before Peeling Back Face to Reveal Circuitry Underneath hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

“One Last Reveal,” Utters Geoff Keighley Before Peeling Back Face to Reveal Circuitry Underneath

Geoff Keighley revealed his robot face while hosting the Summer Game Fest as one last reveal for the event, according to those in attendance.

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Tips for Getting Started in Game of the Year ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/baldu…

Tips for Getting Started in Game of the Year 'Baldur’s Gate 3'

While many players are enjoying the traditional RPG, others may not be used to the rules and characters of Dungeons & Dragons.

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Here's a Really Short Game Awards Article Because Geoff Keighley Told Us to Wrap It Up hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Here's a Really Short Game Awards Article Because Geoff Keighley Told Us to Wrap It Up

Hello! Unfortunately this article is over now as we are receiving word from Geoff Keighley that we have to wrap it up. We’ve gone on…

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8 Dec 2023
SEAN MURRAY DONT OVER PROMISE ON YOUR NEW GAME ALREADY NOOOO
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