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Christopher Judge Begins Speech Ahead of Tomorrow’s Game Awards Ceremony hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Christopher Judge Begins Speech Ahead of Tomorrow’s Game Awards Ceremony

"We asked him how long he'd need. When he responded ‘to measure a poem in stanzas robs it of its beauty’, we knew we were going to have to make some changes.”

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10 Actors Who We Think Are Edgy Enough to Voice Shadow in Sonic 3 hard-drive.net/hd/list/10-ac…

10 Actors Who We Think Are Edgy Enough to Voice Shadow in Sonic 3

If there’s anything nerds love, it’s speculating on casting. Whether it’s to the level of manifesting John Krasinski as Mr. Fantastic, or you’re just some…

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DEAL ALERT: This Cursed PS5 Costs No Money But Has, Shall We Say, a Different Cost hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

DEAL ALERT: This Cursed PS5 Costs No Money But Has, Shall We Say, a Different Cost

Well, young gamer, how does this strike your fancy: a beautiful, brand new PS5 unopened in the original box, never played by human hands. 

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Creatively Bankrupt Man Also Regular Bankrupt hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Creatively Bankrupt Man Also Regular Bankrupt

A local fantasy writer has reported that he is all out of ideas as well as money.

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EA Games Commemorates 200th Birthday of Founder Erwin Arthur Games hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

EA Games Commemorates 200th Birthday of Founder Erwin Arthur Games

EA Games has issued a public announcement wishing their founder Erwin Arthur Games a happy 200th birthday posthumously. 

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20 Indie Games That You Could Beat in the Time It Would Take You to Watch That Hbomberguy Video hard-drive.net/hd/list/20-in…

20 Indie Games That You Could Beat in the Time It Would Take You to Watch That Hbomberguy Video

A few days ago, YouTuber Hbomberguy released the video “Plagiarism and You(Tube).” It’s an insightful look at the current state of the creator economy, and…

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New Study Suggests 60% of Car Accidents Caused by Drivers Trying to Skip Podcast Ad Break hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

New Study Suggests 60% of Car Accidents Caused by Drivers Trying to Skip Podcast Ad Break

A new study confirmed that over half of all car accidents are caused by drivers trying to skip ads in podcasts they’re listening to.

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Strong argument
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20 Indie Games That You Could Beat in the Time It Would Take You to Watch That Hbomberguy Video hard-drive.net/hd/list/20-in…
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The question becomes - should I do a stream where we beat as many indie games as possible while watching/"reacting" to the plagiarism video?
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Somber Family Sits Down Youngest Child to Explain Their Favorite Live Service Game Has Died hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Somber Family Sits Down Youngest Child to Explain Their Favorite Live Service Game Has Died

A family sat down with their youngest child last night to inform him that his favorite live service game has died, sources have confirmed. 

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Puzzle Game Ending Probably Stupid Anyway hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Puzzle Game Ending Probably Stupid Anyway

Liam Greene gave up on the hot new puzzle game Ennui after rationalizing that the ending of the game was probably going to be stupid anyway.

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Struggling Artist Reclasses as Accountant hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Struggling Artist Reclasses as Accountant

Claiming that he made things too difficult on himself, struggling artist Tyler Dresden restarted his life progress by reclassing as an accountant.

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We Asked Every Hard Drive Writer What It Feels Like to Probably Have Been Plagiarized by Some YouTuber They Don’t Know hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
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Geoff Keighley Removes Player’s Voice Category From Game Awards “No Gamer Shalt Speak When I, Your God, Speak For Thee” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Geoff Keighley Removes Player’s Voice Category From Game Awards “No Gamer Shalt Speak When I, Your...

“The voice of gamers speaks too softly; they fall deaf on mine ears.” writes Geoff. “Such voices quiver and break! In fear! In unworthiness! Their thoughts and taste hath been spoiled by sin and...

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YouTuber James Somerton Releases Suspiciously Familiar 4-Hour Apology Video hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
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The person who wrote this part seems really weird and unhinged. I’d hate to be this person.
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Depressed Gamer Ready for 20th Playthrough of Dark Souls hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Depressed Gamer Ready for 20th Playthrough of Dark Souls

“Nothing fills the empty void inside me quite like overcoming this game."

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The Next Harrison Ford? This Old Man Hates All of You hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

The Next Harrison Ford? This Old Man Hates All of You

Fans have been quick to embrace Nashly as both a Hollywood dreamboat and an emotional stand-in for their own absentee father figures.

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