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Musk Limits Twitter Hate Speech by Only Allowing Slurs From Verified Racists hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Musk Limits Twitter Hate Speech by Only Allowing Slurs From Verified Racists

Elon Musk has cracked down on hate speech in the app Twitter by only allowing slurs from verified racists.

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Elon Musk Nominated For “Most Divorced Gamer” At The Game Awards hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Elon Musk Nominated For “Most Divorced Gamer” At The Game Awards

“He just plays Elden Ring and retweets anyone who gets closest to saying the 14 words”

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Elon Musk Insists Fire Spreading on Fourth Floor of Twitter HQ Not as Bad as Press Making It Out to Be hard-drive.net/hd/news-polit…

Elon Musk Insists Fire Spreading on Fourth Floor of Twitter HQ Not as Bad as Press Making It Out to...

Twitter CEO Elon Musk announced that the press is making too large a deal about the fire currently consuming much of Twitter’s fourth floor. 

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Man Worried Opening Insulin Package Will Ruin Collectible Value hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Man Worried Opening Insulin Package Will Ruin Collectible Value

Henry Spencer reportedly did want to open an insulin package for fear of ruining its collectible value this morning, putting him in a diabetic coma.

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Man Who Falls Asleep to Skyrim Soundtrack Every Night Wonders What His Spotify Wrapped Will Look Like hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Man Who Falls Asleep to Skyrim Soundtrack Every Night Wonders What His Spotify Wrapped Will Look...

“It’s really anyone’s guess,” said Laroque, who has spent over 75,000 minutes alone listening to “Skyrim Atmospheres” – just one of the songs from the larger album.

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Mr. Drive has chosen to annihilate me from orbit on this fine afternoon
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Ranking Survival Games by How Long My Friends Would Play Them With Me Before Losing Interest hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Nintendo Switch Gallery Filled With Precious Memories Of Times You Accidentally Hit The Capture Button hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Switch Gallery Filled With Precious Memories Of Times You Accidentally Hit The Capture...

Avant-garde photographer Cassidy Monticelli has debuted their newest exhibition showcasing accidental screenshots taken by Nintendo Switch players.

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SEGA Confirms Real Hedgehog Couldn’t Actually Run That Fast hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

SEGA Confirms Real Hedgehog Couldn't Actually Run That Fast

SEGA has finally validated the long-held fan theory that Sonic the Hedgehog’s abilities do not reflect what a real hedgehog is biologically capable of.

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"i'm so courageous and brave" - me throwing away the creative hard work of thousands of people
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David Zaslav says scrapping films for tax write-offs took courage. “What content is going to help us win? The content that wasn’t, we made a strategic decision on. It was difficult & painful... But it was necessary.” (Source: theverge.com/2023/11/29/2398…)
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Former Man’s Playthrough of Celeste One of Her Most Important Life Experiences hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Former Man’s Playthrough of Celeste One of Her Most Important Life Experiences

“Sometimes, a game’s gonna hit you in a way you don’t know how to feel about. And sometimes, you gotta sit with those feelings. Don’t push them to the back or ignore them ‘cause they make you feel...

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Lethal Company Employees Honor Fallen Coworker by Pulling His Dental Crowns for Valuable Scrap hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Lethal Company Employees Honor Fallen Coworker by Pulling His Dental Crowns for Valuable Scrap

“I worked with Stephen for three weeks, which is a long time at the Company,” said Bob, Steve’s crewmate and coworker.

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11 Games to Play For People Who Just Need A Win Today hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

11 Games to Play For People Who Just Need A Win Today

Maybe the big day didn’t go as planned. Maybe that bill was a hundred bucks more than was budgeted. Maybe you just flat out woke…

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Among Us Indie Update to Include Dave the Diver as Impostor hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Among Us Indie Update to Include Dave the Diver as Impostor

As part of their celebration of indie games, Among Us developers Innersloth have announced that smash hit Dave the Diver will have a costume in their game, but only when playing as the Impostor.

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Game Night With The Boys Cancelled After Dan Forgets to Update His Fucking Game Again hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Game Night With The Boys Cancelled After Dan Forgets to Update His Fucking Game Again

"He has all week to make sure his game’s updated, and then the SECOND we get on Discord, he drops the bomb that he forgot to do it ahead of time."

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Hunt: Showdown Player's Highlight Reel Just 7 Minutes of Successfully Finding Ammo, Reloading hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Hunt: Showdown Player's Highlight Reel Just 7 Minutes of Successfully Finding Ammo, Reloading

“I’ve honestly never seen some s**t like this, man,” remarked one viewer we spoke to. “He just finds ammo wherever he goes, it’s like he’s some sort of gunpowder prophet."

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Ranking Survival Games by How Long My Friends Would Play Them With Me Before Losing Interest hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ranking Survival Games by How Long My Friends Would Play Them With Me Before Losing Interest

Here are the top 10 survival games to play all night, mostly without your friends’ accompaniment.

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Disney Unveils First Look at Upcoming ‘Untitled Star Wars Profit’ hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Disney Unveils First Look at Upcoming ‘Untitled Star Wars Profit’

Disney has given the first sneak peek at a soon to be profitable entry into the Star Wars franchise, the details of which will be hashed out later. 

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Game Freak Confirms New Pokémon Game Will Have ‘Slower Text Than Ever Before’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Game Freak Confirms New Pokémon Game Will Have ‘Slower Text Than Ever Before’

Game Freak confirmed that Pokémon Legends: Arceus will have the slowest-moving text ever seen from the series.

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