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Every Doctor and Companion from “Dr. Who” Ranked by How Much They Hung Out at CBGB in the ‘70s and ‘80s thehardtimes.net/lists/every…

Every Doctor and Companion from "Doctor Who" Ranked by How Much They Hung Out at CBGB in the ‘70s...

We've put together a list of every Doctor incarnation and companion, and ranked them by how frequently they could be spotted hanging out at the cradle of punk, CBGB, during its most important decades.

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Shy Guy Still Living Good Life Off Super Mario Bros 2 Residuals hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Shy Guy Still Living Good Life Off Super Mario Bros 2 Residuals

After over 30 years since he worked the job, local Bowser employee Shy Guy is still living almost entirely off of residuals from Super Mario Bros 2.

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Every Smash Bros. Character Ranked by How Good a Friend I Think They Would Be hard-drive.net/news-games/ra…

Every Smash Bros. Character Ranked by How Good a Friend I Think They Would Be

Much debate has been had over which character is the most powerful. But the question remains: which one of them would be the best friend?

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20 Unplayable Garbage Games Coincidentally on Platforms I Don’t Own hard-drive.net/hd/list/20-un…
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Tesla Releases Cheaper Model With 5 Second Advertisements Before Letting You Brake hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Tesla Releases Cheaper Model With 5 Second Advertisements Before Letting You Brake

LOS ANGELES — At an unveiling at the Tesla Design Studio, CEO Elon Musk presented a new, cheaper base model of the electric car, less…

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Ocarina Center Employee Sick of Everyone Playing ‘Zelda’s Lullaby’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ocarina Center Employee Sick of Everyone Playing ‘Zelda’s Lullaby’

An employee of the local Ocarina Center has reportedly lost his patience for customers playing ‘Zelda’s Lullaby’ on the store’s merchandise. 

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Two new challengers enter the Trivia Dungeon 🐦🕹️ A Short Hike & @HardDriveMag join Do You Know Gaming - the new dungeon-crawling trivia card game from @lostincult + @didyouknowgamin Crossover cards are limited to the funding campaign: grab yours now 👇 doyouknowgaming.com
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The other side of the story: “Shots Fired 293 North, He’s One-Shot, Hitting Me With DMR, Gonna Push,” Shouts 35-Year-Old Man Battling Child in Fortnite hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

“Shots Fired 293 North, He’s One-Shot, Hitting Me With DMR, Gonna Push,” Shouts 35-Year-Old Man...

Lyle Lennon, 35, shouted positional call-outs to squadmates during a game of Zero Build Squads today, not realizing he was battling a child.

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“When the Enemy Is Not at Peace With Their Thoughts, Death Will Come Easily,” Dead-Eyed Nephew Says of Fortnite Strategy hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

“When the Enemy Is Not at Peace With Their Thoughts, Death Will Come Easily,” Dead-Eyed Nephew Says...

"From the enchanting forests of Wailing Woods to the rolling waves eroding the cliffs of Snobby Shores, there will be no place safe for the enemy to hide," Jonathan said.

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YouTuber Running Out of Opinions to Monetize Just Gonna Pretend He Thinks Ghibli Movies Are Bad hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

YouTuber Running Out of Opinions to Monetize Just Gonna Pretend He Thinks Ghibli Movies Are Bad

“Spirited Away is gorgeous, and it’s nothing more than that."

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Make Your Own G Fuel at Home With This Simple Recipe hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Make Your Own G Fuel at Home With This Simple Recipe

Here at the Hard Drive lab we've been working tirelessly to reverse engineer G Fuel into a clone recipe even the most basic kitchen noob can follow.

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IShowSpeed Leaks Nuclear Launch Codes After Meeting With Biden hard-drive.net/hd/politics/i…

IShowSpeed Leaks Nuclear Launch Codes After Meeting With Biden

“From our knowledge, it was supposed to be a meeting to rally young voters,” said an anonymous Secret Service member.

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6 Awesome ‘Street Fighter’ Moves to Try Out on Your Younger Brother hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

6 Awesome ‘Street Fighter’ Moves to Try Out on Your Younger Brother

Bro, so not only is Street Fighter one of the most badass games ever made, but there’s like, a ton you can learn from it.…

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Zelda Cutscene Takes 20 Minutes to Explain That Ganon Is Evil hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Zelda Cutscene Takes 20 Minutes to Explain That Ganon Is Evil

A cutscene in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom reportedly took 20 minutes to explain that Ganondorf is evil.

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Ubisoft Announces ‘Prince of Persia’ Remake in Effort to Rewind Time to Before They Fucked Up hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ubisoft Announces ‘Prince of Persia’ Remake in Effort to Rewind Time to Before They Fucked Up

MONTREUIL, France — As part of their UbiForward presentation showcasing their upcoming releases, French game developer Ubisoft announced that they’re currently working on an enhanced…

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Chris Pratt Reveals He Prepared for Role of Mario By Depositing Check From Nintendo hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Chris Pratt Reveals He Prepared for Role of Mario By Depositing Check From Nintendo

On the heels of the upcoming Mario movie, Chris Pratt revealed he prepared for the iconic titular role by depositing his check from Nintendo. 

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Personality Quiz Reveals You Could Never Be a Sonic Character hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Personality Quiz Reveals You Could Never Be a Sonic Character

Unfortunately, you aren’t even half the person most Sonic characters are and you never could be.

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"It's Like Pokémon" Concerned Ape Confirms Penny, Robin, and Leah Are One Character hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

"It's Like Pokémon" Concerned Ape Confirms Penny, Robin, and Leah Are One Character

“What fans don't seem to realize is that many of these characters are actually just one iteration in a line. It's like Pokémon where, as the creature gains experience, it levels up and eventually...

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We Played and Ranked EVERY SINGLE N64 Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

We Played and Ranked EVERY SINGLE N64 Game

All 296 North American Nintendo 64 games ranked and reviewed, as well as way too many references to our fathers, video stores, and 9/11.

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