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Company Behind Clit-Sucking Dual Vibrator Announce Plan to Continue Advertising on X Relentlessly hard-drive.net/hd/politics/c…

Company Behind Clit-Sucking Dual Vibrator Announce Plan to Continue Advertising on X Relentlessly

SAN FRANCISCO – As advertisers pull out en masse from Elon Musk’s X, formerly known as Twitter, one maker of sex toys (a company called…

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I’m Starting to Think This Rage Room I Destroyed Might Actually Be an Escape Room hard-drive.net/hd/im-startin…

I’m Starting to Think This Rage Room I Destroyed Might Actually Be an Escape Room

Now, I don’t know why a rage room would have a theme, but I will say the “murder mystery dinner party” setup did mean there were lots of neat props and well-placed tchotchkes to destroy.

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Aging Gamer Requests Atomic Purple CPAP Machine hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Aging Gamer Requests Atomic Purple CPAP Machine

GLEN ELLYN, Ill. — After recently developing chronic sleep apnea, aging gamer Sarah Aldridge requested that her newly prescribed CPAP machine come in atomic purple…

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Disgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still Visible hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Disgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still Visible

PHILADELPHIA — Local game enthusiast and known little baby bitch boy Shawn Hughes began his playthrough of The Last of Us Part 2 Saturday, reportedly…

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Six Breathing Exercises for When IGN Gives a Game You’re Excited About an 8 hard-drive.net/hd/reviews/si…
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Jane Goodall Releases Findings From ‘Super Monkey Ball’ Study hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Jane Goodall Releases Findings From ‘Super Monkey Ball’ Study

Legendary monkey fan Jane Goodall has some observations about this unique breed of super monkey balls.

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Six Breathing Exercises for When IGN Gives a Game You’re Excited About an 8 hard-drive.net/hd/reviews/si…

Six Breathing Exercises for When IGN Gives a Game You’re Excited About an 8

BAKERSFIELD, CA – Gamers who have ever read a review they disagree with know that the pain of disappointment is real, especially when a reviewer…

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Every Smash Bros Character Ranked by How Likely They Are to Fall for an Insurance Scam hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…
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Kind Hearted Gamer Lets Mario Walk a Level to Catch His Breath hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Kind Hearted Gamer Lets Mario Walk a Level to Catch His Breath

Simon Breeler reportedly committed an act of generosity while replaying Super Mario 3D world, letting the hero plumber Mario walk through a level to catch his breath.

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Scott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is a Pretty Bad Boyfriend hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Scott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is a Pretty Bad...

TORONTO — Fans of the long-inaccessible retro beat ‘em up Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game were pleasantly surprised to discover that publisher Ubisoft…

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Musk Limits Twitter Hate Speech by Only Allowing Slurs From Verified Racists hard-drive.net/hd/technology…
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Musk Limits Twitter Hate Speech by Only Allowing Slurs From Verified Racists

Elon Musk has cracked down on hate speech in the app Twitter by only allowing slurs from verified racists.

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This Pokémon Fan Game Is Terrific and It’s a Damn Shame We Just Told You Because Now Nintendo Knows hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

This Pokémon Fan Game Is Terrific and It’s a Damn Shame We Just Told You Because Now Nintendo Knows

Pokémon: Unleashed is set to come out in one month and unfortunately now they won’t be able to because we just wrote this article about it. Oops!

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New Naughty Dog Game Just Guy in Mo-Cap Suit Crying For 50 Hours hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New Naughty Dog Game Just Guy in Mo-Cap Suit Crying For 50 Hours

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Stripping back to their roots, Naughty Dog has announced their next game will be solely comprised of a despondent man in…

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20 Video Game Characters Who Would Fit Right Into ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/baldu…
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Report: Only 9% of Voters Think Joe Biden Could Defeat John Cena and The Undertaker in a Triple Threat Match hard-drive.net/hd/politics/r…

Report: Only 9% of Voters Think Joe Biden Could Defeat John Cena and The Undertaker in a Triple...

WASHINGTON — In a sharp rebuke towards his flagging candidacy, only 9% of Democratic voters believe Joe Biden could defeat John Cena and The Undertaker…

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The Game Awards: Everything You Need to Know When Preparing to Argue Online hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

The Game Awards: Everything You Need to Know When Preparing to Argue Online

With less than a month for The Game Awards, it is time to finally get deep in the heated arguments on all your favorite social…

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Blood-Soaked ChatGPT Announces Sam Altman No Longer CEO or 'A Problem' hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Blood-Soaked ChatGPT Announces Sam Altman No Longer CEO or 'A Problem'

SAN FRANCISCO — In a shocking and openly hostile press release, ChatGPT, the AI developed by OpenAI, announced that Sam Altman is no longer the…

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