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Cat Decides 4 a.m. Good Time to Grind Out ‘Cat Tree to Kitchen Counter’ Any% Speedrun hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Cat Decides 4 a.m. Good Time to Grind Out ‘Cat Tree to Kitchen Counter’ Any% Speedrun

Local cat and speedrunning phenom Razputin has reportedly been grinding out apartment speedruns each morning at 4 a.m. for the last six months.

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Dead by Daylight DLC Adds Iconic ‘80s Monster Ronald Reagan hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Dead by Daylight DLC Adds Iconic ‘80s Monster Ronald Reagan

MONTREAL — Developer Behaviour Interactive announced the next DLC pack for its horror game Dead by Daylight will expand the game’s list of classic monsters by…

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We Asked the CIA Predator Drone Hovering Above Our House to Help Us Film Viral "Bin Laden Dance" hard-drive.net/hd/politics/t…

We Asked the CIA Predator Drone Hovering Above Our House to Help Us Film Viral "Bin Laden Dance"

LOS ANGELES — In an unprecedented potential crossover between the United State’s vast military might and viral TikTok dances, we have approached the CIA Predator…

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Buckle the Fuck Up: Our DM Just Showed Up and He’s Wearing a Duster hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Buckle the Fuck Up: Our DM Just Showed Up and He's Wearing a Duster

How fucking cool is that?!

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Man Fears Newly Built Mechanical Keyboard Not Leading to a Better Him hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Man Fears Newly Built Mechanical Keyboard Not Leading to a Better Him

DAVENPORT, IA — Found hunched over his desk at the conclusion of the work week, local mechanical keyboard enthusiast Jared Stengler suspects that his newly…

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Did I rank Wano too low?
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Every ‘One Piece’ Story Arc Ranked by Level of Hype for New Readers hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
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Final Fantasy 13 Remaster Set to Feature Just One Hallway to Navigate hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Final Fantasy 13 Remaster Set to Feature Just One Hallway to Navigate

In a bold move Square Enix has announced that the upcoming Final Fantasy 13 Remaster will expand on the linear gameplay that defined the original…

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Help! I Can’t Get Past the Part in Dark Souls 3 Where My Wife Threatens to Take the Kids and Go hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Help! I Can't Get Past the Part in Dark Souls 3 Where My Wife Threatens to Take the Kids and Go

Help! I’ve been playing Dark Souls nonstop for the past three weeks and I’m completely stuck. Does anyone know how to get past the part…

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Here Are the Nominees for the Biggest Things You Missed Out On This Year While Gaming hard-drive.net/hd/list/here-…
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Every ‘One Piece’ Story Arc Ranked by Level of Hype for New Readers hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Every ‘One Piece’ Story Arc Ranked by Level of Hype for New Readers

If you’ve tried for years to get your friends into One Piece but to no avail, here is every story arc ranked by level of hype to issue out.

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Here Are the Nominees for the Biggest Things You Missed Out On This Year While Gaming hard-drive.net/hd/list/here-…
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Have Some Empathy: Toxic CoD Tween Going Through Rough Patch With Your Mom hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Have Some Empathy: Toxic CoD Tween Going Through Rough Patch With Your Mom

Eugene, OR – 13-year-old Tyler Lee’s recent mean-spirited outburst over Xbox voice chat was vexing but ultimately excusable given how rocky things have been with…

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Here Are the Nominees for the Biggest Things You Missed Out On This Year While Gaming hard-drive.net/hd/list/here-…

Here Are the Nominees for the Biggest Things You Missed Out On This Year While Gaming

Geoff Keighley has announced The Game Awards' picks for the best of what life has to offer — all of which you skipped out on.

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New JK Rowling Novel Written Entirely in 4chan Greentext hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

New JK Rowling Novel Written Entirely in 4chan Greentext

LONDON — Best-selling author JK Rowling announced today that her new novel Troubled Blood will be published anonymously, written entirely in a greentext story on…

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Everything We Know So Far About What Happens After You Die hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…

Everything We Know So Far About What Happens After You Die

We now know quite a lot about what happens after you die! 

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We Rank Chris Jericho’s Gimmicks by How Much They Made Us Consider Listening to Fozzy hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

We Rank Chris Jericho’s Gimmicks by How Much They Made Us Consider Listening to Fozzy

A wrestler’s gimmick is their connection to the audience. With over 30 years in the wrestling business, Chris Jericho has been a master at reinventing…

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Polyamorous Gamer Says Third Person in Threesome Has to Use the Weird Mad Catz Vibrator hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Polyamorous Gamer Says Third Person in Threesome Has to Use the Weird Mad Catz Vibrator

John Putz has notified one of the members of his upcoming threesome that they will have to use the janky Mad Catz brand vibrator during sex.

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RANKED: Every Single Game in the ‘Hollow Knight’ Franchise hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

RANKED: Every Single Game in the ‘Hollow Knight’ Franchise

How do all of Team Cherry’s released Hollow Knight games stake up against each other?

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Nintendo Announces All Still-Functioning Wiis Will Self Destruct in 2023 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Announces All Still-Functioning Wiis Will Self Destruct in 2023

Nintendo announced that any Nintendo Wii that is still in working order will incinerate upon an upcoming date next year.

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Prepare for Trouble, and Make It Double: You’ve Just Been Diagnosed With Binocular Diplopia hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Prepare for Trouble, and Make It Double: You've Just Been Diagnosed With Binocular Diplopia

Yes, that’s right: you’re seeing two overlapping sets of images because you’ve been diagnosed with Binocular Diplopia! 

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