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Pope Francis Confirms Pikmin Do Not Go to Heaven hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Pope Francis Confirms Pikmin Do Not Go to Heaven

Pope Francis publicly stated that the titular creatures in Nintendo’s Pikmin franchise do not go to heaven earlier today.

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Tension Grows Between Guy in Drive Jacket and Guy in Akira Jacket at Local Party hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Tension Grows Between Guy in Drive Jacket and Guy in Akira Jacket at Local Party

A party had its vibes completely fucked last night after a palpable tension grew between two attendees due to their Akira and Drive jackets.

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video game companies being shitty to their employees is a timeless story unfortunately
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ska wooo @KalElDuggan
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sorry guys, i only speak "international"
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Nintendo Announces Two-Hour Unskippable Zelda Cutscene hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Announces Two-Hour Unskippable Zelda Cutscene

TOKYO — Nintendo is partnering with Sony to release a two-hour unskippable Zelda cutscene, sources mashing the start button confirmed. “Everyone loves that feeling of…

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Geoff Keighley Announces Best Layoffs Category for Game Awards hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Geoff Keighley Announces Best Layoffs Category for Game Awards

LOS ANGELES — During a YouTube livestream announcing the nominees for the upcoming 2019 Game Awards, founder and host Geoff Keighley dropped the news that…

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Like a Dragon: Here Are 20 Things You Definitely Didn't Know About 'Yakuza' hard-drive.net/hd/list/like-…

Like a Dragon: Here Are 20 Things You Definitely Didn't Know About 'Yakuza'

You may have played them all, you may think you knew everything, but here are 20 facts that you definitely did not know about Yakuza.

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Couple Eases Into Open Relationship by Playing Baldur’s Gate 3 Co-Op hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Couple Eases Into Open Relationship by Playing Baldur’s Gate 3 Co-Op

MINNEAPOLIS — Local couple Allen Whittaker and Marie Hampton have begun a co-op playthrough of ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ in order to invite new characters into…

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I Owe Money to an Actual Raccoon and It’s Much Less Whimsical Than Animal Crossing Would Have You...

Everyone understands that video games do not accurately portray reality. In real life, eating a flower won’t let you throw fireballs, nor can you recover…

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Master Ball Prototype Finally Nearing Mass Production After 27 Years hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Master Ball Prototype Finally Nearing Mass Production After 27 Years

Silph Co. has revealed that the Master Ball prototype is now complete and will soon be available to the general public.

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Vengeful Gamer Terrorizes Friends By Choosing 50-Turn Game in 'Mario Party' hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Vengeful Gamer Terrorizes Friends By Choosing 50-Turn Game in 'Mario Party'

In a move that many are describing as sick and twisted, a vengeful gamer has chosen to terrorize his friends by selecting a 50-turn game in Mario Party.

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Hard drive is one of the few good things left on this site
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"Kevin!" @kevinpodas
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A lot of juicy nuggets of information here for fans of Yakuza/Like a Dragon
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Lonely Man Actually Really Excited for Nintendo Game to Hold His Hand hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Lonely Man Actually Really Excited for Nintendo Game to Hold His Hand

Despite complaints surrounding some of Nintendo’s first-party releases being too hands-on, one lonely man expressed excitement for such an experience.

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We’re Starting a Rumor That Andy Samberg Is Going to Play Wolverine hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

We’re Starting a Rumor That Andy Samberg Is Going to Play Wolverine

We're going straight up lie and start a rumor that Andy Samberg has been hired to play Wolverine in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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Dying Gamer Uses Last Breath to Recommend ‘Ghost of Tsushima’ If You Haven’t Played It hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Dying Gamer Uses Last Breath to Recommend ‘Ghost of Tsushima’ If You Haven’t Played It

Recently deceased gamer Kyle Larson used his final words to recommend Ghost of Tsushima to anybody who hasn’t given it a shot yet.

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