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Gamer Lying About Going To High School Prom Describes Dance Scene From Final Fantasy 8 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Lying About Going To High School Prom Describes Dance Scene From Final Fantasy 8

While trying to impress a woman he was on a date with, Tyler Wozen lied about his senior prom by describing a scene from Final Fantasy 8.

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Matt Saincome @MattSaincome
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Hard Drive Pitch Test

Hello! Do you want to write for Hard Drive? All you gotta do is pitch us a headline we really like. Every headline is read. If we love it, we reply back via email and a slack invite. If what you are...

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Everyone Nervously Avoiding Kirby Who Ate Louis CK hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Everyone Nervously Avoiding Kirby Who Ate Louis CK

NEW YORK — Fans and performers at the Comedy Cellar last night reportedly kept their distance from comedy newcomer Kirby, following an altercation in which…

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Here’s All The Newest Workplace Abuses Coming to Game Pass This Month hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Here’s All The Newest Workplace Abuses Coming to Game Pass This Month

With the new Activision Blizzard acquisition, all of our fan favorites are now a part of the Xbox family.

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Top 10 Video Games of All Time: We Asked Everyone But You and Here Are the Results hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Top 10 Video Games of All Time: We Asked Everyone But You and Here Are the Results

After a massive effort to survey every human on the planet besides you, we are excited to reveal the list of the 10 greatest games ever made.

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New ‘JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure’ Inspired QAnon Theory Suggests Donald Trump Will Soon Unleash his Stand hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New ‘JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure’ Inspired QAnon Theory Suggests Donald Trump Will Soon Unleash his...

Followers of the enigmatic cult figure QAnon have developed a new popular theory inspired by the anime JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.

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Fed Up COD Fan Only Buying Standard Edition, Battlepass, and CDL Team This Time hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Fed Up COD Fan Only Buying Standard Edition, Battlepass, and CDL Team This Time

BUFFALO, N.Y. – Longtime COD fan and sunk-cost fallacy enthusiast Elmer Welsh is paring down his yearly Call of Duty expenditures after yet another disappointing…

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Gene Park
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11 Nov 2023
Literally me with Elden ring. All my old Souls companions have small but self aware kids and Elden ring is too adult to play around them. So I’ve just never played Elden ring coop :(
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“Let’s Get the Old CoD Clan Back Together!” Texts Only Remaining Guy In Friend Group Without Kids hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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CoD MW3 Zombies Just a List of People Who Bought the Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

CoD MW3 Zombies Just a List of People Who Bought the Game

LOS ANGELES — The online gaming community is reeling after players eager to dive into the much-anticipated Zombies Mode (MWZ) in the new Call of…

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Officer Jenny Turns Off Vs. Recorder Before Siccing Level 87 EV-Trained Arcanine on 10 Year Old hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Officer Jenny Turns Off Vs. Recorder Before Siccing Level 87 EV-Trained Arcanine on 10 Year Old

Officer Jenny allegedly sicced a high level, attack EV-trained Arcanine unprovoked on ten year old trainer Billy Mayhew.

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“Let’s Get the Old CoD Clan Back Together!” Texts Only Remaining Guy In Friend Group Without Kids hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

“Let’s Get the Old CoD Clan Back Together!” Texts Only Remaining Guy In Friend Group Without Kids

Norfolk, VA — With the release of Modern Warfare III, 33-year-old Clayton Rhimes is hoping to get his old Call of Duty clan back together,…

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Looney Tunes Characters Ranked by Their Utility as a Military Asset hard-drive.net/hd/list/loone…
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Taylor Swift Tells Swifties It’s Almost Time to Shed Their Physical Bodies and Ascend thehardtimes.net/culture/tay…

Taylor Swift Tells Swifties It's Almost Time to Shed Their Physical Bodies and Ascend

Pop megastar Taylor Swift shocked fans all over the country when she broadcast a message that it is almost time to shed their physical bodies and ascend.

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PATHETIC: Upcoming ‘Overcooked’ Sequel Won’t Have Dedicated Servers hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

PATHETIC: Upcoming ‘Overcooked’ Sequel Won’t Have Dedicated Servers

I’ve watched Overcooked playthroughs and it looks easy. You just look at the order and sprint around the kitchen for your entire shift. What's the problem?

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Top 20 Tracks to Lap Your Friends on in ‘Mario Kart 8 Deluxe’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/top-2…

Top 20 Tracks to Lap Your Friends on in ‘Mario Kart 8 Deluxe’

The final wave of DLC for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is here, and these are the top 20 tracks to race around in circles on with your friends.

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Rockstar Announces 'GTA 6' Came Out 4 Months Ago and They Forgot to Tell Anyone hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Rockstar Announces 'GTA 6' Came Out 4 Months Ago and They Forgot to Tell Anyone

Rockstar Games announced that Grant Theft Auto VI was released several months ago and their marketing department just forgot to tell anyone about it.

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Enough Already: When Is Nintendo Going to Announce the Next Zelda Game? hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Enough Already: When Is Nintendo Going to Announce the Next Zelda Game?

It’s time to do the right thing for once, Nintendo. Announce the next Legend of Zelda game, for fuck’s sake. 

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Animal Crossing Player Sued After Not Installing Carbon Monoxide Meters in Villagers’ Holiday Homes hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Animal Crossing Player Sued After Not Installing Carbon Monoxide Meters in Villagers’ Holiday Homes

John Hoffman has been hit with a lawsuit after failing to install carbon monoxide meters in a range of Animal Crossing villagers' holiday homes.

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Marvel Post-Credits Scenes Now Contain Wikipedia Article of Who That Guy Is hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Marvel Post-Credits Scenes Now Contain Wikipedia Article of Who That Guy Is

Marvel Studios announced that post-credits scenes in its films will now contain a Wikipedia article explaining who that guy is. 

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