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‘If You Only Watch One Anime, Watch Attack on Titan,’ Says Friend Who Has Watched Exactly One Anime hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

'If You Only Watch One Anime, Watch Attack on Titan,' Says Friend Who Has Watched Exactly One Anime

TOLEDO, Ohio —  Local anime enthusiast Steven Walters has been telling all his friends and acquaintances that if they watch a single anime, it should…

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Yo! No lies detected lol! 😂
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Gen Z Time Traveler Erases Parents’ Unnecessary Sex Scene hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Gen Z Time Traveler Erases Parents' Unnecessary Sex Scene

A local teen created a dangerous temporal paradox after traveling back in time to prevent his parents from having intercourse.

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one screaming kid not enough? you'll add plenty more to your ears with this one!
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Ed Boon Confirms There Has Never Been a Mortal Kombat Game Before ‘Mortal Kombat 1’ and You’re All Being Insane hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ed Boon Confirms There Has Never Been a Mortal Kombat Game Before ‘Mortal Kombat 1’ and You’re All...

CHICAGO — Creator of the upcoming game Mortal Kombat 1 Ed Boon confirmed today that the game is called that because there has never been…

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Opinion: Let’s Talk About Kaiju on Kaiju Violence hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Opinion: Let’s Talk About Kaiju on Kaiju Violence

I’ve been hearing a lot of bullshit lately about how Godzilla is soooo great, and humans marginalize him and the kaiju and blah blah blah,…

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Esports Boyfriend on Being Dumped: “Sad, but the Correct Play” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Esports Boyfriend on Being Dumped: “Sad, but the Correct Play”

The esports fan and amateur Halo player was dumped by his oft-neglected girlfriend in a move he dubbed tough, but soundly strategic. 

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the wii menu sound alone on this one can drown out any noise tbh
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Hayao Miyazaki Banned From Studio Ghibli Offices After Numerous Attempts To End Retirement hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Hayao Miyazaki Banned From Studio Ghibli Offices After Numerous Attempts To End Retirement

The director has been banned from entering the studio after once again announcing his return from retirement.

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Pokémon Legends: Arceus Is Exactly the Game Fans Begged For in Like 2011 via @HDMinusWorld hard-drive.net/news-games/po…

Pokémon Legends: Arceus Is Exactly the Game Fans Begged For in Like 2011

Pokémon Legends: Arceus is an incredibly fun and innovative experience, which is really funny considering that it kind of really sucks.

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Report: PS3 Box Okay to Throw Out hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Report: PS3 Box Okay to Throw Out

YOUR HOUSE — A new report commissioned by Sony states that the PS3 box you’ve been keeping in your closet since 2007, right next to…

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Nintendo Promises Next Month’s SNES Online Additions Will Be Most Insulting Yet hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Promises Next Month's SNES Online Additions Will Be Most Insulting Yet

The next set of SNES games becoming available on the Nintendo Switch will be the most insulting to longtime fans of the company yet. 

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Burnham would give you a tearful monolog about duty to the galaxy that ultimately motivates you to finish stocking the vending machine
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Every Star Trek Captain Ranked by How Cool They’d Be With Me Taking a Quick Snooze in the Commissary On Duty hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…
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Musk Reports Record Profit as Twitter Owner After Finding $5 in Cushion of Jack Dorsey’s Office Chair hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Musk Reports Record Profit as Twitter Owner After Finding $5 in Cushion of Jack Dorsey’s Office...

Musk reported a surge in revenue, announcing today that he found a crumpled $5 bill in the cushion of former CEO Jack Dorsey’s office chair.

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